I’m tired of seeing those god forsaken MAC commercials!

October 23, 2008

Am I the only one who thinks this way?

“I’m a MAC, I’m cool, hip, and can have any girl I want!”  “I’m a PC, I have seasonal allergies and get off to WoW!”  Freaking stereotypical bullshit.  I refuse to watch any movies with Justin Long in them due to the fierce amount of anger I feel when I see him.  I don’t even understand how MACs can be trendy!
What is it that kids find so awesome in MACs?  Is it the awesome 1 button mouse?  Or perhaps how outrageously expensive they are?   Better yet, maybe the pretty multicolored loading wheel?

The only people I could possibly see owning a MAC is, at best, graphic art students due to the MAC’s hardware performance and exclusive software.  Otherwise, buy a freaking PC with Windows on it!  Hell, buy a PC and put Ubuntu on it!

It just drives me crazy of how high and mighty Apple thinks they are… Oh! well they did come out with the iPod, so therefore they must be the greatest thing since nipple slips.  Ipods, in my opinion, are the biggest rip off ever (with the exception of the iPod touch).  I recently bought a Sansa mp3 player which is basically an ipod for 3/4 of the price an iPod.  Why are people paying an extra 40-100 dollars for the apple logo?  Because they are slaves to trends.

I’m just glad that Microsoft has finally started firing back with their weird assed Bill Gates/Jerry Seinfeld and “I’m a PC” ads!

Let me know what you think on this subject by participating in my poll!

***BONUS POINTS****   Steve Jobs,  please wear a different colored shirt for the love of god!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sarah Palin… What was the topic again? Oh that’s right taxes!… I think

October 2, 2008

I just finished watching the debate, and have to say that it was not surprising.  After watching multiple youtube videos of Palin screwing up interviews and dodging subjects, I figured it was just the media making her look like an idiot.  Thankfully, live TV proved that she is INDEED a total moron.
Lets get the “GOSH GEE GOLLY” out of dodge!

Sarah Palin, the dodge queen. Example:

Moderator:  “We have heard of your lack of experience being your Achille’s heel, but what in fact do you consider your Achille’s heel?”

Palin: “I am very knowledgeble in domestic oil and McCain will appoint me in charge of these matters.  Also,  I am a family person and have seen how American’s are in desperate need of relief.”

HOW IN THE HELL IS ANY OF THAT YOUR ACHILLE’S HEEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?  Sure, the above statement is not an exact quote, but its pretty much represents her answer.   Every one of her answers to Biden were about different subject than the one they were currently on.  Biden was talking about Iraq, Palin was talking about taxes. WTF?!?!?

Reality TV will ultimately be our downfall!

I do not watch Reality TV first hand, but have multiple family members who do and tell me about it constantly.  And what seems to happen on these shows is that someone important critiques someone who is crappy at what they do which in turn causes Americans to feel sorry and vote that person through to the next round.  Ultimately, these people don’t win the contest, but come damn close.  This can be seen especially in American Idol.  If Simon hates someone and they’re cute, you best bet your bippies to see them next week.

This could be how this election goes.  Palin is constantly under fire by everyone for her terrible interview and now I’m sure about the debate.  This could, and probably will, kick that pity switch in American’s heads which will then in turn cause them to vote for McCain/Palin.  Kinda like how you have that warm feeling in your stomach when you see an underdog come above the bullies.


*Now temporarily against my own statement, does anyone else think of the mom from Bobby’s World and Palin sound alot alike?

The Upcoming Election

September 13, 2008

The upcoming election is the biggest political fiasco that we’ve seen in the last century, with the exception of 9/11, but I won’t dwell into that.  We have an African American and a retired Vietnam Veteran running for the title of commander-in-chief.  Right away you see America split into each “contestant’s” corner rooting them on.  Minorities go for Obama and White redneck war-monger racists go for McCain. (generalities, of course)  Me being from a rural Pennsylvanian town, I should automatically be placed into the McCain category, but thankfully for the US and probably the world, there are a small number of Americans that actually care about policies and plans.

I for one see Obama as the lesser of two evils.  But, “OH NO, Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein!  He must be a terrorist!  Not another 9/11!!!!  Obama picked Joe  Biden as his running mate, thank god.  WAIT!  If you take letters from both of their names you get OSAMA BIN LADEN.  9/11 again!!!!!!!!!!!!”  This is the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever heard.  Who in fact can back any of these claims up?  John McCain?  I think not.  Who started these claims?  The Republican Party?  Probably.

The other thing that Obama has going against him is that he plans on making the US a peaceful nation (God Forbid).  He hopes that he can spread the American way through peace and alliances rather than through brute force.  Although I do not agree with some of his policies (removing the right to bear arms for example), the chance that any bills like this would pass is highly unlikely.

Now for McCain, don’t think that I forgot about you, the only thing that you have going for you is that fact that you probably won’t change much of anything and that puts many Americans at ease.  You have to admit people in general do not like dramatic change.  What I’m finding out to be hurting McCain, atleast around here, is that he was a PoW in Vietnam.  On top of that, he could have been freed earlier, but decided to stay with the rest of the PoWs.  Now wouldn’t you think that would make him seem Patriotic and the perfect candidate for US?  In fact, this scares the piss out of people.  You can’t tell me he doesn’t have a grudge against the vietmanese or anyone people that would be considered a threat to America.  LET THE WAR BELLS RING!  BLOW THE HORN OF GONDOR THE AMERICANS ARE INVADING AGAIN.

BONUS POINTS FOR McCAIN—- He picked a woman as a running mate.  (here come all of the women’s votes towards McCain)  Do their names combine like the wonder twins into a terrorist name?  NOPE!